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Rocket Demotivational Poster


TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER -




HOOAH DEFINED -


TAGS: hooah army rocket rpg
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by IxCHIEFxI

IxCHIEFxI - April 21, 2011, 12:24 am
Thank you both!!!
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:09 am
HOOAHx5! Nice job!
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:06 am
5th 5...great work, Chief.
IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:42 pm
thank you whoever gave the 5 Ls.


YOU SILLY -


TAGS: silly rocket time
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - July 15, 2010, 9:15 am
Haha! Nice! I know a sad and true story about an unexploded rocket found by an Army Doctor... But this pic is really funny
liamshaw - July 15, 2010, 9:00 am
my friend did this to his mum, theyr both in a better place now


WARNING - Rocket propelled wheelchair zone!


TAGS: rocket propelled wheelchair
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Vitek

agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 11:57 pm
Heh heh.... handicap people can go fast.


TRIUMPH -


TAGS: rocket moon it happened space
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - June 23, 2012, 11:19 am
I say this because my daughter has win a basketball competition, scoring 28 out of 30 attempts, and this, only after six months of training... it's unbelievable, because she has win in front of girls which have been trained for years.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:41 am
amsome
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:51 pm
Excellent! 5L


I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER - YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID


TAGS: gi joe rocket launcher soldier army
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Dragonrider1227

JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:20 pm
LMFAO@BrokenEye
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:18 am
You're plastic. My argument is still valid.


BUCK ROGERS - Making Rocket-Ships, Jet-Packs, Ray-Guns, and Hyphens Awesome Since 1928


TAGS: rogers raygun rocketship awesome futurism
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by esmith1701

falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:14 pm
DUCK DODGERS, in the 24th and 1/2 CENTURY!


RPG FAIL - That's why i never let a rookie use that!




POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!


TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by cblake

GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!


DEMOCRACY - When "God bless America" starts flashing, just press the button, miss.




MEXICAN FOOD - Can have that effect




THE OTHER TEAM ROCKET - Why don't they get more screentime?




ROCKET HARPOON - The California Whaling Rocket Harpoon. I doubt that anything in life can be much cooler than this. Anyone want to go fishing?


TAGS: harpoon rocket awesome california
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by Discoman

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 7:19 pm
Yeah but they like them in soup and stuff like that....d*** wells always running up your light bill...and stealing the change in your couch..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 6:59 pm
The Japanese....Dumbass....lol
LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 6:51 pm
Cause who likes whales any d*** way


Propaganda -


TAGS: korean satellite rocket launch news
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - June 25, 2013, 10:16 am
It’s a joke Bol, one of ism’s continuing news sagas that make us all giggle…nothing more, nothing less, but….yer right about Fox…and CNN….and…….
Bolverk3778 - June 25, 2013, 9:11 am
Fox News Alert-- Since when did Fox ever have any news on this channel? If they ever show an item that they say is 'breaking news' I automatically check the rest of the news channels and my diary just in case it's April 1st.
falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 8:41 am
Tommy joins the MissPriss cult? LOL!


Jonny Rockets -


TAGS: jonny rockets slave labor food
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by turboerik

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 3:58 am
I 5L believe it. But there's a difference between slave labor and Nazi Concentration Camp labor; ever head of the TJX company?


ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ - Fritz would be no dogs prison bitch anymore.




GERMAN SLEEPERS - If your going to eat supercars for breakfast, why not eat them in a German tuxedo?




INCOMPETANCE -


TAGS: incompetance rocket
Rating: 1.78/5

More motifakes by TresGlobos

agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 12:05 am
Albeit, fitting for the poster caption.
Sean - October 23, 2009, 11:56 pm
Hell, I never would have spotted that. I have a new Incompetence poster waiting to go and I just re-checked it to make sure I didn't "ance" it. I didn't, but I did have to check to make sure.
TresGlobos - October 23, 2009, 11:49 pm
Ha! Incompentence ...? LOL Worse than me.
SD-619-II - October 19, 2009, 1:06 pm
Ha! Incompetence.
SD-619-II - October 19, 2009, 1:06 pm
Incompentence...


CAR INSURANCE - Sometimes, it really could use rockect science


TAGS: rocket car
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 7:56 pm
You spelled rocket wrong. LOL
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 7:49 pm
I think Doc has a point... this is a circus mirror version of an existing motto. Just can't remember what company.
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:33 pm

that is what I am guessing. 3L for the effort.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 7:31 pm
Right?
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 7:31 pm
"What if it's a rocket car?" That's the joke right.
Dr. Rusak - December 28, 2009, 7:23 pm
there was an insurance ad that said "car insurance isn't rocket science"
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:22 pm

what i=am I missing here? I want to give it the right vote....


POKEMON: THE MOTION PICTURE - Naw, just kidding! Couldn't EVEN pull that off!




JAVELIN MISSILE - Better to be safe than sorry...


TAGS: missile rocket gun
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by aidenpurdie

aidenpurdie - August 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
thanks for the feedback. just need to try harder dont i?
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 8:56 pm
Sorry man, not real funny or creative


Another Big Wheel at Motifake -


TAGS: gear sprocket
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Greeny - September 21, 2014, 8:57 am
...and curb feelers
Reality Lord - September 21, 2014, 8:26 am

there are no big wheels at motifake... only hub caps :)


Not A Rocket Scientist -


TAGS: not rocket scientist hat tan
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2013, 1:36 pm
Whoa! The lights are on but nobody's home. They're the crazies I'm truly afraid of. What county was this?


small step giant leap frog -




MAKING A MOTIFAKE - Can be like working as a Rocket Scientist. Sometimes you make it to the Moon. But most times you go up in a spectacular ball of fire.


TAGS: rocket scientist
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Bob D. Sailor

agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:34 pm
This is one for the time capsule.
forseti - May 4, 2010, 4:49 am
unfortunately my rockets are most of the time "surface to surface missiles" and hedgehoppers. But even a blind hen sometimes finds a grain of corn, so let's never give up! 5 rockets!
Bob D. Sailor - May 3, 2010, 9:45 pm
GySgt1811, "Shoo fly, don't bother me." @Zealot, thanks dude (or dudette, which ever it may be).
GySgt1811 - May 3, 2010, 9:41 pm
(And sometimes you stutter...)
GySgt1811 - May 3, 2010, 9:41 pm
And sometimes you hit London
GySgt1811 - May 3, 2010, 9:40 pm
And sometimes you hit London.
Zealot - May 3, 2010, 9:37 pm
you know, the man is right


REDUNDANCY -




CHALLENGER - Sometimes being a rocket scientist doesn't actually help.




Davy Crockett -




Commercial Space Flight -


TAGS: rocket
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:51 pm
Hmmm... 'Black Cat Firecrackers' not represented? Shameful. That's a fiver.


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